fartgallery:

fartgallery:

nothing would prepare you for this

energyprison:

TSA agents are always like sir you have to take off your belt before you go through the machine. Shoes as well. Yeah and now the pants… slower… mmm yeah like that… now get those balls jiggling…

memeuplift:

milf-adjacent:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

mosticonicposts:

antiandrogen:

ziggyinthisthang:

whaticantremembernow:

chinaglaze:

softheartedfool:

chinaglaze:

resident–potato:

chinaglaze:

Hey guys just a heads up!! pay close attention to ur halloween candy bc people are disguising TESTOSTERONE BLOCKERS and ESTROGEN TABLETS as candy!!! they out here tricking kids into transitioning!

Can we get a fact check on this please

My coworker’s cousin’s nephew got hormone candy last halloween and now he got titties!!

-.- he got fat, hormones are too expensive for that foolishness just like the drug rumors

Then why, in addition to his titties sitting, is his waist snatched??

Originally posted by ba1n3s

So y'all let dude transition that far without taking him to the doctor? 😂🤣

I mean he was sickening!

certified iconic post

animentality:

smeasel:

paleo-mammalia:

henstomper:

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

Yep.

And don’t forget the Irsih elk, which supposedly went extinct because its antlers were too bleeding huge for it to function, and the ladies wouldn’t bang a man if his antlers were not huge enough.

afemwolfboy:

cuntstable: